#they would be insane aunts

[pcktknife]

do you think pearl and marina would have kids? i kind of picture them as insane aunts

the double income no kids lesbian aunts that show up to unleash the gift reckoning on christmas.......

[cozylittleartblog]

happy pride month. i did not make this up for th ememe

[johanna-swann]

Sometimes I look at Buddie (911) and am utterly astounded at how quickly that friendship escalated. Like. They hated each other for three shifts or so, then they pulled a live grenade out of a man's leg and ended that first week of knowing each other with promising to have each other's back "any day".

Only a couple months later they're at a stage in their friendship where Eddie brings Buck along when he takes his kid to see Santa. Which (idk for sure because I'm German and we don't do that here, but) seems like such a family thing? Something you'd take close family or family friends to go do. Not a work buddy who you've known for 3 months.

Then another half year or so later Eddie has a key to Buck's flat and feels comfortable enough to drop in unannounced and leave Christopher there for the rest of the day (also unannounced). I can only assume Buck has a key to the Diaz home at this point, too. At least I can't think of a reason why Eddie would have a key to Buck's flat but not the other way around. [I also want to emphasise that they both have family and/or friends in LA who they've known for longer than they've known each other. It's not a "well, someone should have a key in case something happens and you're my only option" situation.]

A few episodes later we hear Buck say "this is Eddie's house, I'm not really a guest" - implying that hanging out at the other's home, dropping in without texting first, etc etc is their normal. This is where they're at.

Another few weeks and Buck breaks down screaming and crying in his work dad's arms when he thinks he lost Eddie. Also Eddie changes his will to make Buck Christopher's legal guardian for the eventuality of his untimely death. They haven't known each other for 2 years yet.

There's more after this of course (the movie nights and zoo visits, cooking for each other, saving each other), but really though. It's been only 2 years, less than that even. Insane.

[the-tenth-arcanum]

I can't believe trump is winning the elections...

[weezerlvr228]

what are they doing to his leg💔💔

[boba-beom]

oh this is bad

I went to a party—my friend's dad's birthday celebration—and I was with my friends. her brother was there too.. and he kept lingering and coming to sit with us, but he and I didn't talk. instead we kept looking at each other here and there. and at the end when the other guests had left, we helped to clean up and he gave me a cup of iced water because he heard that I was thirsty and it was warm in the venue.

let me tell you, I was literally burning up while drinking that water bc we held eye contact. like bro don't look at me like that T^T you're my best friend's brother 😀 and it doesn't help that when we hugged goodbye his hold on me— one arm on my lower back on d the other on my upper, god it was a nice hold but T^T crazy what one event does. probably delusional but damn, this isn't the first time we interact in parties because we're all in the same family-friend group, but this time around was kinda crazy idk what it was.

[yumemiruuuu]

Me when my brain is braining and I finally manage to squeeze out some ideas

[blujayonthewing]

relatives you barely talk to will extrapolate your entire personality out of a single anecdote from your childhood that they are remembering wrong

[im-out-of-it]

“Before you die?” Ari hissed. “Is this a way to honor Christopher?”

Rage flashed across Anna’s face- rage directed at herself, Ari guessed. “I couldn’t protect him. I wasn’t ready for an attack. But at least I can stand against these creatures now-”

“No,” Ari said. “The responsibility for Christopher’s death is belial’s. They are a horror, the watchers, because of whose bodies have been possessed. But Chimeras are just demons. Like any other demons. They are the instruments of Belial, and it is belial we must defeat.”

ok so we’re still not taking accountability?

1. Cordelia had no business being there. she doesn’t have a weapon and she’s not enough of a scary person to terrify Tatiana. she’s one of the reasons Kit is dead. he moved to save her and selfish Cordelia can’t even have gratitude or grieve the man who saved her life. (I literally never once heard or say or think about Kit. it’s always poor james and I guess Matthew too)

2. why did you not think a fight wouldn’t ensue? Tatiana came into the institute, ready to kidnap and as we all know would have killed a child. A CHILD. A TODDLER. YOUR BROTHER ANNA. like does everyone forget that little Alexander almost died? it’s probable he’s going to have that trauma for the rest of his life. why would you think James could reason with her? she’s literally yelling for y’all to come outside and it’s definitely not happy or pleasant yelling lmao

3. when has anyone had one peaceful conversation with Tatiana? I’m sorry but if anyone should know what she’s capable of, it should be Anna.

(also Thomas is the one that should’ve been there)

I emphasize and sympathize for Anna but why didn’t anyone tell Cordelia she should’ve stayed inside with Grace? I can’t stand Grace most of the time but at least she actually helped and didn’t worsen matters

yes Belial is responsible BUT STOP ACTING LIKE ITS ONLY HIM. TATIANA KNEW WHAT SHE WAS DOING FROM DAY ONE. she’s wanted Gabriel’s and gideons children to suffer as well as them. doesn’t make sense but when does a CC story make sense?

we’re putting the blame on the wrong people here- and I’m not saying belial isn’t at fault because he definitely is but let’s actually look at the people who share the blame. Belial wasn’t threatening Tatiana with all the fucked up shit she accomplished. she wanted her brothers to suffer as well as Will, Jem, and the fairchilds. but I think she hates her brothers the most. I seriously don’t get why anyone didn’t say “ummmm Cordelia you can’t lift a weapon without the mother of demons showing up so what help could you be?”

I’m not even trying to be rude but Cordelia acts like she’s the toughest warrior there is. girl, what are you using????? definitely not your brain. or when she thought she could reason with a demon lmao I’m sorry but any character arc went through the window when CC started this Lilith stuff. bad enough we had to deal with some of it in TMI but let’s just reuse and recycle storylines because that’s fun

CORDELIA IS AT FAULT SINCE SHE HAD NO BUSINESS BEING THERE

YOU CANNOT REASON WITH A MAD WOMAN WHO IS DETERMINED TO HAVE HER REVENGE

TATIANA IS AN INSTRUMENR BELIAL USED BUT A LOT OF HER ACTIONS IS ON TATIANAS HAND. BARBARA CHRISTOPHERS DEATH IS ON HER HANDS AS WELL AS TORMENTING ALEXANDER AND JESSES DEATH IS ON HER HANDS

I’m not saying that everyone should blame Cordelia but there definitely needed to be some accountability. seriously stop blaming a prince of hell for everything. this discussion with Ari makes no fucking sense. and what makes me mad is that all Cordelia is worried about is James.

CHRISTOPHER DESERVED BETTER

[just1gnome]

"that sounds tediously boring"

gnome beat the game

here they are on the boat

[coquelicoq]

i really have almost the entire range of possible grandmother naming conventions represented. the stepgrandmothers are mrs. [last name], [first name], aunt [first name], and grandma [first name]. the biological grandmother is grammy. the great-grandmother was gram. i'm just missing a grandma [last name] but i think other that that i've covered all the levels of formality available in my culture.

[higgs-the-god]

Um

[wienervulture]

by unpoopular demand the assinine disease known as colon cancer is once again continuing to be shitty to my family. could say i have the runs because i’m tryna run away from getting that when I’m older. that would be a crappy way to die

[firefighter-diazbuckley]

me and my sister spent an hour on the phone ranting and psychoanalysing our absolutely insane dad & his family because they’re the absolute fucking worst and such a unique brand of awful and crazy

[littleplantfreak]

assumption: you're the mom of the friend group but would never have kids

correct! I love taking care of my friends!! I don’t really feel right if I’m not making sure everything’s kosher with everyone. But I think with the right partner I could consider adopting someday!

[juno-infernal]

okay nm i took half an adderall, put on my fluffy black bathrobe, switched the music to goth and new wave bops and now the world is full of beautiful possibility again